School started three weeks ago. I plan on continuing to post once every week, so that would be four posts a month. I’m fine as long as I get about 3-5 posts a month. I don’t have any other plans for the website as of right now. Other than my mom, I’m probably the only other person who reads this stuff anyway. However, if you happen to be reading this and you are someone other than myself or my mom, then thank you. I can’t say it means a lot to me because I don’t know who you are. I’ve never been the person who really cared about the attention. That’s probably why Batman's my favorite superhero. Is he even a superhero?
The rest of this post will consist of the random thoughts I’ve written down on my notes app over the past month or so.
I strongly believe that high school should be one word.
Why do housewives' shows always say “real”? For example, you’ll have like the “Real Housewives of _____.” Is there such a thing as fake housewives? Maybe that’s what the American populace really wants to see.
Why do I gotta pee more when I’m near a bathroom or toilet?
I’ve never had a hot cupcake before. Should that be the new norm?
When did we start recording birthdays and celebrating them?
My phone's been so dry recently. I get excited when I get buzzed for a notification just to take my phone out the ol’ pocket and find that it was an email
“And after all that” - KAT
To have a screen door or not to have a screen door? That is the question.
I think deer are larger, more docile dogs.
Can I ride a zebra?
When someone tells you that they’ve “lost their voice,” Feel obligated to ask them if they ever found it the next day.
What does holy shit even mean? How can shit be holy? Can a fuck be holy too?
Has real teaching been devalued by the persistence of national curriculum-based learning?
What happens if I freeze an egg?
Assuming I have kids someday, which music or artist should I introduce them to first?
Why does food stick on aluminum foil but not parchment paper?
Is it weird to poop in another person’s house?
I hate myself.
I hate cross country.
What do you call 2 skunks having sex? A stink bomb. I came up with that myself.
Farting and burping have to be the most lowly forms of comedy. If you laugh at that kind of stuff, you need to grow up, and I’m gonna judge you cause I know what type of person you are.
I hate treadmill runners. It is acceptable to run on a treadmill only if your environment is unsafe or the weather is bad. I’m sure there are some other reasons too, so don’t judge me for my imprudence.
DennisBodSummer is over. We’re now on DennisBodFall.
“Girls are like buses. There’s always another one coming along.” - Mr. Kudley. Thank you, Mr Gerome.
RIP Thaddeus Young
Stay Curious
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